Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

I was always back of the line for morning assembly.  I always skipped the heels section at bata.  If there was a chair, I sat down to speak.  Buying my first pair of boots was cathartic; I didn't just evade frostbite and a very necessary pedicure appointment, I was reborn after over two decades of evading two inches. 
But the men stay short. 
And not just of expectations.

Sir Paul David Hewson: Josephine, beware of small men with big ideas.
Tall Girl: Mea culpa.