Friday, 11 March 2011

All mimsy were the borogoves

Nakabandi.
Miscalculated turning radius.
White reverse lights on for like a good 20 seconds.
But the jaat insisted on coming in my way.

Cut to: The right side of my car bumper. Gone.
His license plate. Unrecognizable.
My middle finger nail, withtout giving the finger.  Missing.
I wasted the choiciest of splenetives on an inebriated semi-evolved missing link.
That too with the voice-over effect.

Haryana, I love you.



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