Thursday, 26 May 2011

My favorite chicken piece and why.

How much weight loss is too much weight loss?
When your ring slides smoothly off your finger and plops into the comode.

When there is enough negative space in your reflection for a two line body copy. (font size 34)
When the new hole in the belt is a book's length away from the last one.
When you save 2 valuable seconds in the ladies because the zipper need not be pushed down.
When jealous girls stop saying 'lucky girl'.
When you can't find yourself in a picture.  There are three people in it.
When you avoid stepping out on a breezy day.

My favorite chicken piece is the cartilage. I wish for that semi soft bone to never end.